I’ve been checking the old files waaay back in time when I am still earning my cash as a full time filth writer. I came across an old post from my Babe’s multiply site. At 3 am I am laughing like a hyena while reading it.
When: 3 years ago (2006)
Where: Iwebmasters 5th Floor Tycoon Building
What: Kalokohan ng mga Puge
Read and laugh with me….
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This is Riki's Idea dahil sa blog ni hannah - http://eveangel20.multiply.com/journal/item/41/Re-mumbling_of_thoughts_bloopers_and_craps
Part 1 - First Impression from Webdate team
Benny!: akala ko matino, pero may topak pala.
Benny!: as in, TOPAK pare...
anjsh lacanlale: yun lang?
Benny!: ah mahaba ba dapat? teka...
anjsh lacanlale: para mas masaya
Benny!: akala ko matino si hannah, kasi pagkatapos magtrabaho, aayusin niya yung friendster nya. pero hindiiiiiii...nalaman ko na lang tumatawa siya mag-isa ng walang dahilan, nangangagat ng braso, bigla na lang kakanta at sasayaw. astig...
Benny!: ok na?
anjsh lacanlale: amf muntik na ko mabulunan sa iniinom kong kape na walang lasa
Benny!: naku sory naman.
Benny!: baguhin ko kung gusto mo.
anjsh lacanlale: ok na yan
Benny!: yaaaaan...
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Rene Cruz: ummm... nung una ko siyang nakilala tahimik lang siya e.
Rene Cruz: parang mature ba.
Rene Cruz: mali ako.
anjsh lacanlale: lahat pde sabihin
Rene Cruz: ha?
anjsh lacanlale: wala ka na idadagdag??
Rene Cruz: yun lang yung first impression ko e.
Rene Cruz: para saan yan?
anjsh lacanlale: blog collections of first impression kay hannah
anjsh lacanlale: idea ni riki
Rene Cruz: ah.
anjsh lacanlale: dahil dun sa sinulat nya
Rene Cruz: oo nga, nabasa ko rin
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Gil-iWeb: I thought she was already 29 years old when I first saw her, lo and behold mas matanda pa pala ako sa kanya hehehe. ; )
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Renzy-iWeb: hannah - she looks gregarious
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Rhae-iWeb: isa siyang drama queen
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Paeng(ster)-iWeb: hannah: kwela ang first impression ko eh. tapos bigla akong nakwentuhan tungkol sa lovelife... since then naging emo na tingin ko... eh mali nanaman... praning lang pala talaga... hahahaha
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pbalingit: maingay
anjsh lacanlale: wala na??
anjsh lacanlale: kahit ano pde sabihin
pbalingit: ano to survey???
pbalingit: wait lang
anjsh lacanlale: collections of first impression kay hannah
pbalingit: actually yung totoong first impression ko sa kanya suplada at maarte
anjsh lacanlale: haha lagot ka!
pbalingit: eh yun talaga eh...
anjsh lacanlale: haha
anjsh lacanlale: ok ty
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tinalee3383 : Eto na nga eh! paki-cpoy paste na lang kung ila-live ha?
When she came in the first thing I thought was, hhmmmm bihis na bihis (She's wearing a baby tee, a fluffy skirt, full make-up, and you can smell her from a mile away) at tahimik. She smiled and I don't remember kung we were introduced by one of the guys all I know is that lima lang kami nun. Hannah, Gil, ako, Benny and Paeng. Tahimik, I kept thinking of a very good ice breaker so she wouldn't feel out-of-place or something. I looked at her (she was sitting beside me) said "nyar,nyar" to make her loosen up a bit
Then yung ngang nagkakape ko wala akong stirrer, so I used my G-Tec pen and said "Hannah, don't judge me for this ha"
What I found out is then are:You are a great friend, a good person, may be a little naive but a cool girl to hang out with. And a great comedian pa!
I kept thinking about this little banter we had a long time ago. I was thinking of making a blog about it two nights ago but I think it's better kung dito ko na lang muna unang sasabihin. Eto yun:
Tina: May lisp ka no?
Hannah: Lisp?
Tina: Sabihin mo nga Ess?
Hannah: Essth
Tina: Yun, meron
Hannah: Huh? (looked confused) Essth? Wala kaya akong lisp!
Tina: Tanga meron
Hannah: Wala kaya!
Tina: Ay, putangina ang kulet! Kung wala kang lisp, sabihin mo mga "She sells seashells by the sea shore"?!
(5 seconds of silence)
Hannah: Ayoko nga di ko kaya.
(Laughter)
Tina: Lisp, pare. Lisp.
Anyways, of all the girls na umalis I think si Hannah ang pinaka-nalungkot ako. She knows it too. Hay, I miss you pa rin ng malufet. Malulungkot ako kasi aalis na rin yung isa pa jan, hmft. Things will never been the same again. And I mean it when I say, thanks :D I Love you po! Muah!
So itoh lang nakuha ko from webdate team.
Collections of First Impression - Part 2 - iWeb ofismates
anjsh lacanlale: kilala mo si hannah di ba?? ano first impression mo sa kanya?
Japol 69: ?
anjsh lacanlale: gagawa lang ako ng blog. idea ni riki to
anjsh lacanlale: dahil dun sa ginawang blog ni hannah
Japol 69: asan?
anjsh lacanlale: may multiply ka ba dyan?
Japol 69: uu... my proxy ako eh proxy
anjsh lacanlale: http://eveangel20.multiply.com/journal/item/41/Re-mumbling_of_thoughts_bloopers_and_craps
Japol 69: haha
Japol 69: naisip ko na naiisip no ricky
anjsh lacanlale: ayan kaya naisipan ni riki mangolekta ng first impression natin kay hanah
anjsh lacanlale: kasi naalala nya yung unang sinabi ni onat nung nasa antel palang tayo
Japol 69: ?
anjsh lacanlale: yung nakasuot si hannah ng mini skirt saka naka leggings at chucks
Japol 69: haha.. potek... naalala ko yun..
anjsh lacanlale: sabi ni onat bibigyan nya daw ng heels si hannah
Japol 69: ayoko magsalita ng masama sa kanya. di kme close eh
anjsh lacanlale: hahaha
anjsh lacanlale: ok lang wala na sya dito
anjsh lacanlale: saka di sya magagalit
Japol 69: kila lui, lou, noel ka magtanong... nakow!
Japol 69: dame sasabihin non
anjsh lacanlale: kasi wala ng lalala sa comment ni rikki
Japol 69: anu ba comment nya?
anjsh lacanlale: wala pa.
anjsh lacanlale: pero expected na nya na comment ni rikki pinaka malala
Japol 69: haha... hmmm.. sabay sila pauwi di ba?
anjsh lacanlale: uu
Japol 69: siguro enjoy sya everytime na naka skirt si hanah at sumabay sa kanya
Japol 69: haha
anjsh lacanlale: kayo ha may secret kayo!
Japol 69: haha
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anjsh lacanlale: knock knock
r buigsRica Espiritu: ya?
anjsh lacanlale: ano first impression mo kay hannah?
r buigsRica Espiritu: huh?
r buigsRica Espiritu: why?
anjsh lacanlale: http://anjsh.multiply.com/journal/item/8/Collections_of_First_Impression_-_Part_1
r buigsRica Espiritu: langya....survey ba....lol
r buigsRica Espiritu: ano yan...parte ng census?
r buigsRica Espiritu: paano yan? ala akong impression kay hannah
anjsh lacanlale: hahaha
anjsh lacanlale: nung first time mo sya makatabi sa antel
r buigsRica Espiritu: er.........tahimik....
anjsh lacanlale: hehe dahil pareho kaung may nararamdaman sa pwesto nyo
r buigsRica Espiritu: hanggang ngayon naman tahimik e....pag wala si hannah
r buigsRica Espiritu: hehehehehehehe malay ko ba na sensitive sya noh
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anjsh lacanlale: ano first impression mo kay hannah?
iLa brady: makulit, madaldal
anjsh lacanlale: hehe
anjsh lacanlale: ty
iLa brady: np
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anjsh lacanlale: oist
anjsh lacanlale: ano first impression mo kay hannah?
zac_wolf: ye
zac_wolf: bata
anjsh lacanlale: hehe
anjsh lacanlale: si louie tanong mo
anjsh lacanlale: http://anjsh.multiply.com/journal/item/8/Collections_of_First_Impression_-_Part_1
zac_wolf: first impression...wala...basta isinayaw ko lang sya sa dance floor..tuwang tuwa naman ang loka...ndi ko matandaan kung yun ang unang kita ko kay hannah...lam ko ndi...sure akong ndi ko lang sya dun unang nakita...
anjsh lacanlale: sau ba galing yan??
zac_wolf: uu
anjsh lacanlale: si louie ask mo rin
zac_wolf: 'matabait?!' daw
zac_wolf: aus?
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anjsh lacanlale: ano first impression mo kay hannah?
dong soleta: ...?
dong soleta: cOol
anjsh lacanlale: ok. ty
dong soleta: hehe
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BluewireAngie (5:10 AM): ano first impression mo kay hannah?
calvo (5:14 AM): matino kausap. may pagka-isnabera.
BluewireAngie (5:15 AM): naks!
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BluewireAngie (1:19 AM): ano na first impression mo kay hannah?
Brandon (4:40 AM): friendly?
BluewireAngie (4:40 AM): bat may question mark?
Brandon (4:41 AM): ah ok friendly
BluewireAngie (4:41 AM): hehe
BluewireAngie (4:41 AM): ty
Collections of First Impression - Part 3 - Tropang PUGE
Itoh na ang malalang Impression!
anjsh lacanlale: ano maibibigay mong first impression kay hannah??
athley glori: cool saka game sa lahat ng gimik
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Rodolfo Tinapay: mabait
anjsh lacanlale: play safe?
Rodolfo Tinapay: di nga
Rodolfo Tinapay: totoo
Rodolfo Tinapay: sabhin mo akala ko dati hr cya
Rodolfo Tinapay: ng iweb
anjsh lacanlale: hehe.. ok
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Jeff Forneste: mamuy
anjsh lacanlale: amfff
Jeff Forneste: wla wla ako impression
Jeff Forneste: suplado ako eh
anjsh lacanlale: ang arte mo ha
Jeff Forneste: wla nga.. dko kya pnpansin un
Jeff Forneste: nging tropa lng
anjsh lacanlale: bilis na
Jeff Forneste: aba wla nga
anjsh lacanlale: fine
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jay_acab: baboy
anjsh lacanlale: talagang ganun?
jay_acab: joke lng kanina pa ko kinukulit nyan eh
anjsh lacanlale: hahaha
anjsh lacanlale: bilis na..
jay_acab: sexy. joke
anjsh lacanlale: idea ni riki to pang sagot dun sa blog na sinulat nya
jay_acab: hog cholera
anjsh lacanlale: amfff
anjsh lacanlale: first impression tinatanong ko
anjsh lacanlale: http://eveangel20.multiply.com/journal
anjsh lacanlale: Sino ang pikon amfff
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anjsh lacanlale: ano na first impresssion mo kay hannah?
Ricky: jolinang mataba
Ricky: hehehe
Ricky: ang weird kc ng porma
Ricky: hehehe
Ricky: tska mukhang matrona,wehehehe
anjsh lacanlale: amff
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anjsh lacanlale: gising
anjsh lacanlale: ano first impression mo kay hannah
BUZZ!!!
Jay Lastname: cute
Jay Lastname: lmao
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anjsh lacanlale: JOSE
JoSe Ramilo: angelita!!!
anjsh lacanlale: ano first impression mo kay hannah?
JoSe Ramilo: matakaw??
JoSe Ramilo: hehe
anjsh lacanlale: amf wala talaga kayo matinong sagot
JoSe Ramilo: hehe..
JoSe Ramilo: bkit survery ba to?
anjsh lacanlale: uu
anjsh lacanlale: para sa blog
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anjsh lacanlale: birthday boy
anjsh lacanlale: wala ka pa first impression kay hannah
Toby: no un?
Toby: aw
Toby: janice de belen
anjsh lacanlale: amfness
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anjsh lacanlale: batang may sakit
anjsh lacanlale: ano first impression mo kay hannah??
ferdz Palaspas: hirap nman ng tnong mo,d ako makapg-icip ngyun
ferdz Palaspas: hehehe,juke lang
ferdz Palaspas: dali,icipin ko kung anong first impression ko sa knya
anjsh lacanlale: bilis na ng makapagpost na ko
ferdz Palaspas: ako n lang inaantay mo?
ferdz Palaspas: hehe
anjsh lacanlale: uu
ferdz Palaspas: naalala ko n.. "bat d p siya bumili ng bago nyang damit?sikip n ng mga damit nya e,hehe"
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Si misch nalang wala saka si Eg. Busy daw kasi si eg sa pag drive.
Ako first Impression ko kay hannah pag pasok ko ng pinto sa Antel "ei may bago girl sa ofis at ang agang pumasok (nung mga panahong yun, ako, si misch, si rica, at ms.lhen lang ang babae sa pwesto namin)". "Ayos pumorma - kung kay riki pa jolina". "Sobrang tahimik sa pwesto nya - buti nalang naisipan ni eg na yayain mag break kaya naging tropa na." At ng medyo tumagal na nalaman na namin na sya ang nawawala kong kapatid...hahaha... parehong mahilig sa bag at sapatos kaya di kami pde pumunta ng mall ng madaming pera.
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