This what happen when BOREDNESS empowered your sanity… Part 4

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"Who was the last person you.."

1. had a beer with ?

>>bday ko! sila bentot, renelicious, paengster at bespren

2. went to the movies with ?

>> my Love

3. went to the mall with ?

>> mama ko

4. talked on the phone with ?

>> my Love

5. laughed for?

>> lagi naman ako tumatawa...

6. u hugged ?

>> my Love

7. u yelled at ?

>>si badong... umuutot kasi habang natutulog ang baho na ng room ko

WUD U RATHER...?

1. have a forest on your face or scar

on your legs?

>> pwede wala?

2. be serious or be funny?

>> mixture of both

3. drink whole or skim milk ?

>> bsta milk masarap... *lalo na pag galing sa dede ng cow :D

4. die in a fire or get shot?

>> WALA

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...

1. sun or moon ?

>> moon

2. winter or fall ?

>> fall

3. left or right ?

>> right

4. sunny or rainy?

>> sunny

5. peach or pear ?

>> Peach

6. do u twirl ur spaghetti or cut

it?

>> twirl

7. do u cook ?

>> yes

8. current mood ?

>> sakto lang

IN THE LAST WEEK HAVE YOU...

1. kissed someone?

>> yes

2. sung ?

>>sa banyo habang naliligo

3. been hugged ?

>> yissss

4. danced crazy ?

>> uu... sa banyo rin habang naliligo

5. cried ?

>> nde nman

This what happen when BOREDNESS empowered your sanity… Part 3

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Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

-- err.. yes??

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Where were you last night?

-- room... sleeping

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What is today's date?

-- fEbRuary 26

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Who was the last person to call you

-- my Love

.

When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout?

-- nope

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Anyone crushing on you?

-- why would i know?

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What is your relationship status?

-- magical

.

Has anyone ever sang to you?

-- wala pa naman

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Has anyone ever given you roses?

-- yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

.

If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?

--the thought of pooping without a toilet is the end of the world for me...

.

Who do you text the most?:

-- my Love

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How do you make your money?

-- i work in a cafe by day, stripper by night and some extra drug dealing from time to time... JOKEEEEEE!!!!!

.

First person to text today?

-- my Love

.

What is your favorite color?

-- black

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What color are your eyes?

-- dark brown

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What compliment you receive often?

--you're drop dead gorgeous... very uncommon creature from Mars!

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How tall are you?:

-- 5'

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Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?

-- my Love... about an hour ago

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Do you like your parents?

-- i love them

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Do you secretly like someone?:

-- hell NO!

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Why did your last relationship end?

--it ended because... he's a BIG FAT LOSER

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Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?

-- my Love

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Where is the furthest place you've traveled?

--Ilocos Norte Paoay

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Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?

-- SLEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

.

Do you look more like your mom or your dad?

- i don't know... when i was a kid i look like my dad but as i grow older i kinda look like my mom na...

.

How long does it take you to shower?

-- depends... usually around 45 minutes to 1 and a half hour

.

Can you do splits?

-- NO

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Are you flexible?

-- NO!

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What did you do on New Years Eve?

-- watched Gossip Girls

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Was your mom there?

-- she was downstairs

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Can you speak any other language than English?

-- Tagalog... tsaka Gaynese!

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What is the last letter of your middle name?

-- M.

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How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

-- 7 hours

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Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?:

-- NO

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Are you scared of flying?

-- YES!

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What do you sleep in?

-- bed??

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Who was the last person you kissed?

-- my Love

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Do you like funny people or serious people?

-- a mixture of both

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What are you listening to?

--none

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Do you wear jewelry all the time?

-- my watch, the ring (he gave it to me) and earrings

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What do you have planned for tonight?

-- sleep.. sleep.. sleep

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Is the last person you kissed older than you?

-- yup

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Do you prefer myspace or socialsplash?

-- none...

This what happen when BOREDNESS empowered your sanity… Part 2

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1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?

>> yes... and i am still wearing it!

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?

>> 1 year and 3 months... and counting

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?

>> a ticket for a stage play...

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?

>> yesssss...

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

>> 3 years ago... hahaha!! that's why i am getting bigger eveyday!

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?

>> shoes and bags...

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?

>> chuchirya!

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?

>> i know it's weird... but i always look at the brand of shoes they wear..:D

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?

>> Bohemian Rhapsody...

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

>> House?

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:

>> San Sebastian College Recoletos Manila

12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:

>> Sun and Globe

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:

>> Folded and Hung tsaka VNC

14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:

> adult content writer... *kinky!

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?

>> no

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:

>> i don't have time for that

17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:

>> wedding ng anak ng friend ni mama

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:

>> Carlo... and I will tell him: Dude, it's my turn to drive you home with my new car!

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:

>> my birthday... it was a surprise!

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:

>> MCDO!

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:

>> alis ako punta ako Malabon kasama ko papa ko... *wink wink

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?

>>MCDO!

24. CAN YOU COOK?

>> yes...

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:

> i don't even know how to drive... duh!

26. BEST KISSER:

>> my love...

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:

>>last month?

28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:

>> anything with coconut milk on it...

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:

>> i have the ability to stand up and move on after every life's disaster and i am not afraid to commit mistakes because i know for a fact that i can learn from it.

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:

>> I always trust people so much that I tend to close my eyes to see the truth.

33. FAVORITE MOVIE?

>> recently... I love Marley and Me!

34. CAN YOU SING?

>> it depends on how you'll listen to it...

35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?

>> sa UP fair pa ata last year.

36. LAST KISS?

>>with my Love...

38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:

>> cellphone, wallet and hanky

39. FAVORITE vacation spot

>> tagaytay

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:

>> laptop

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:

>>Russel Peters, George Carson and Achmed!

45. DO YOU SMOKE?

>> i already quit!

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?

>> WITH!

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:

>> Si Badong... yung dog ko. He doesn't want to sleep on the floor. Gusto nya sa bed kaya katabi ko sya.

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:

>> hhmm... yes, but it will be so effin hard!

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?

>> wala pa nman

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:

>> I LOVE IT!

52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?

>> scrambled with onions and tomatoes

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:

>> i used it as a guide

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:

>> my Love

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:

>> my Love

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:

>>from my Love

58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:

>> i have 8 pillow on my bed... :D

59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:

>> baby doll dress and black tights

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:

>> yes...

63. CAN YOU SWIM?

>>NO!

64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:

>> strawberries and cream

66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:

>> shopping is my favorite past time

68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?

>> uu...

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON

>> summer

70. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??

>> i'll be spending it with my Love

71. BIRTHDATE

>> jan. 5

72. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:

>> a stage actress

73. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?

>> NEW YORK!

74. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?

>> Margarette

75. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:

>>black

76. ARE YOU IN LOVE?

>> yes...

This what happen when BOREDNESS empowered your sanity... Part 1

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That's it! I AM uber BORED! Saw this survey from a friend's blog and I desperately need something to do...

Let others know a little more about
yourself, repost “HANNAHOLOGY”

Q: What is your salad dressing of
choice?
-> garlic ranch

Q: What is your favorite fast food
restaurant?
-> Mcdonalds

Q: What is your favorite sit-down
restaurant?
-> Alfredo's ( i love steak)

Q: On average, what size tip do you
leave at a restaurant?
-> twenty petot!! (kurips)

Q: What food could you eat every day
for two weeks and not get sick of it?
-> cheeseburger and fries!!!

Q: What are your pizza toppings of
choice?
-> garlic, cheese and bacon

Q: What do you like to put on your
toast?
-> butter and cheese

TECHNOLOGY

Q: What is your wallpaper on your
computer?
-> si Theodore ng Alvin and the chipmunks!

Q: How many televisions are in your
house?
-> 4...

BIOLOGY

Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
-> right handed

Q: Have you ever had anything removed
from your body?
-> wala pa naman...

Q: What is the last heavy item you
lifted?
-> isang case ng san mig light.. kse me bumili sa tindahan namin eh..

Q: Have you ever been knocked
unconscious?
-> ay.. nde pa nman

BULLCRAPOLOGY

Q: If it were possible, would you want
to know the day you were going to die?
-> sana naman wag diba.. ang hirap ng alam m kung kelan ang expiration date m..:D

Q: If you could change your name, what
would you change it to?
-> Margarette so I could have Garrie for a nickname... I always wanted that.

Q: What color do you think looks best
on you?
-> black...

Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food
item by mistake?
-> sabong panlaba...  i was brushing my teeth and the chunk of toothpaste fell on the sink beside the sabong panlaba..  it was a bad choice for me that's why i end up with effin bubbles on my mouth..

Q: Have you ever saved someones life?
-> i dunno.. i don't have any heroic features in my system. it's not my fault. hehehehe

Q: Has someone ever saved yours?
-> oo ata.. pero kasi kasalanan naman nya kung bakit ako nalunod. ayaw nya maniwala na nde ako marunong lumangoy. naninwala na lng sya nung nakita nya akong lumubog at kumawag... duh!

DAREOLOGY

Q: Would you kiss a member of the same
sex for $100?
-> uu naman... i have done that before for fun and i am very comfortable with my sexuality.. so, i don't really care at all and besides sabi nga ni Kattie Pery i kissed a girl and i like it...

Q: Would you allow one of your little
fingers to be cut off for $200,000
-> NO!

Q: Would you never blog again for
$50,000?
-> hhhmmm... oo naman!

Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of
hot sauce for $1000?
-> naku.. wag na noh!

Q: Would you, without fear of
punishment, take a human’s life for
$1,000,000?
->Thou Shall Not Kill! it's the 5th commandment! AMEN!

Q: What is in your left pocket?
- wala eh...

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a
good movie?
-> Napoleon who???

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you
own?
-> hhhmm... baka abutin tau ng bukas kakabilang!

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the
cops?
- naku wala...

Q: What do you want to be when you
grow up?
-> I wanna be an actress!!!

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
-> myself!

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
-> si angel.. nagbayad ng load

Q: Last person who called you?
-> si Love..

Q: Person you hugged?
-> si Love pa rin

Q: Person you kissed?
-> si Love again...

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
-> 23

Q: Season?
-> summer!

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
-> si shuri... cuzn ko

Q: Mood?
-> BORED!

Q: Listening to?
-> takatak ng keyboard!

Q: Watching?
-> clips from the Oscars

Q: Worrying about?
-> what to do for the next 6 hours...

RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this morning
-> sa kitchen.. para magluto!

Q: What can you not wait to do?
-> take a bath

Q: Whats the last movie you saw?
-> Slumdog Millionaire

Q: Do you smile often?
-> no.. i hardly smile. that's why most of the time people think i am a bitch!

Q: Are you a friendly person?
-> i thought i was... but i realize most people complain about me being a snob.

Slumdog Millionaire; Two Thumbs Up!

I had a 2 day stressed and schedule free weekend that is why I had the time to accomplish every thing that was written in my schedule plan, most specially, watching the movie Slumdog Millionaire. I heard this movie from Mo Twister, a radio DJ from a morning show in Magic 89.9 fm and was intrigued by the way he adored it.

The movie was an Indian independent movie and was depicted from the daily lives in the slum area. The story revolves around a male protagonist from the squatter’s area who manages to win the jackpot prize in a game show entitled Who Wants to be a Millionaire. Since he is just an orphan and he lacks education, his victory created a big question whether he cheated or not to win the prize. In the end, they all found out that he just got lucky and that every answer to the question thrown to him had a very significant moment in his life.

Slumdog Millionaire is a love story with lots of twist and exciting plot. Most of us can relate to this film because even if it was based in Mumbai the whole picture is similar to the common Philippine slum setting. It wasn’t boring or uber melodramatic. It’s not even shallow or too deep. I had fun watching the movie and I guess the whole world and the critics felt the same way too.

Slumdog Millionaire sweeps almost all of the major categories in the recent Academy Awards including best picture, best director best original score, best original song, best original song, best film editing, best cinematography, best sound mixing and best adapted screenplay. It’s a tight fight between Milk and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. But all in all… Slumdog peeps surely owned the night.

Zsa Zsa Zaturnnah Ze Muzikal; A Valentine Excerpt

Everyone on my friend’s list knew that I am in love with theater arts from the moment I spoke my first word. Silly! It’s just an exaggeration. I’ve been a very active participant in the world of performing arts when I was still studying. I have won different awards from various competitions. I even had the chance to become one of the selected students that was given a role into one of PETA’s theatrical performance. But the dream to become the famous theater actress was crashed when I did not manage to pass UP’s qualification to study BA Theater Arts because of a lousy sour graping mother F’n teacher in high school (that I swear will incriminate her soul in a dark and stinky poop hole not even Satan can accept her in hell) .

So just like any losers will do… I packed my dreams inside a box and buried it under till it fades in my memory. I began moving on and embarking a new dream which I am practically doing right now. But the undefined calling of the spotlight and the stage is still unending echoes in my ears. I can’t stop from going back and digging the memories because I know deep inside my heart that there’s a special spot for this dream.

So by watching various stage plays I can channel my screaming urge to be one of them. Last February 14, the boyfriend decided to buy me a ticket for the theater adaptation of Carlo Vergara’s famous comic book, Zsa Zsa Zaturnnah.

The stage play is the crowning glory of the author… since for me, the movie was crap and the comic book was lame. Zsa Zsa Zaturnnah was recommended by my college professor in Art Appreciation. He is an art enthusiast and not to mention, a columnist from one of the nationwide broadsheet here in the Philippines, that is why I trusted his judgment. I purchased the book and was unsatisfied by it.

The story is about a gay beautician who lives a boring life in a barrio. His life change when a magical pink rock falls down from heaven and hit him while he was taking a bath. Together with his sidekick Didi, also a homo, they discovered the hidden power of the magical pink rock and they fight the forces of evil. To make this synopsis short… this whole superhero thing is just a gay version of Darna.

The role of Ada, the gay protagonist of the story, was played by Vincent A. De Jesus, a multi-

awarded lyricist, composer and musical director. He’s from PETA and a very promising comedian. Vincent is also a Palanca Awardee and if I don’t stop writing his achievements, I’ll be spending another 400 words just to enumerate everything… so moving on… Eula Valdez played the role of Zsa Zsa Zaturnnah, the hero of the story. Ada becomes Zaturnnah every time he swallows the magical pink rock. Eula is a widely known actress in the big screen and Philippine TV. After being marked as the powerful Amor Powers in one of ABS-CBN telenovela starred by Jericho Rosales and Kristine Hermosa, she was indeed awarded as a very promising serious actress in her generation. But surprisingly, she portrayed the role of Zaturnnah perfectly. Didi was played by Nar Cabico which I wanted to commend for being the life of the whole play. His acting was brilliant and exemplary. He mostly gave punch lines that made the whole thing very entertaining.

I know I sucked at writing reviews but I know that you get the picture. The play is damn good and it really deserved the standing ovation and nonstop clamor inside CCP theater hall. I hope they will extend their dates of performance because as far as I know the last show was last Sunday, the day after Valentines. So for those who haven’t watched it yet, just try convincing the sponsors to have another one.

That’s it… BELATED HAPPY HEART’S DAY!

He’s Just Not That into You

A year ago, a friend of mine lend me a book and tried selling out to me by saying that, “you should read that… that might answer everything you need to know…” I don’t exactly remember that I have read this book not until I saw it again in a bookstore with a different cover and additional chapters.

I have a penchant for reading books over and over just like watching movies so I bought the book trying to remember why I forgotten this thing anyway. And also I am kinda delighted to have this book because of the caption written at the bottom center of the book… it says, Now A Major Motion Picture.

He’s Just Not That Into You is a collection of stories of different girls dealing common problem—relationships. This book became crazy ass hit when two writers of the popular Sex and the City series had actually transformed into a relationship gurus and firing away love advices that became super helpful for those who are seeking for it.

Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo conceptualized the whole context of this widely known self help book to proliferate the untold story of the male species’ thinking. It’s a collection of stories of various women narrating their struggles in dating, sex, marriage and hooking up. Greg and Liz analyze their situation then in the latter part of the book they will explain their POV’s of how they are in a pathetic condition… ending each advice with he’s just not that into you because if he is… he will do this and do that and blah blah blah.

The thing is… I don’t generally agree with them. That’s how I remember now why I completely forgotten that I have read this book. Because, I don’t give my fondness and I considered this book as a humungous pile of bull shit. I am not Dr. Phil or Joe D’ Mango or Dra. Margie Homes. But I am sure that every guy or person has different personalities, characteristics or attitudes and that explain why they have different behaviors and responses in a certain situation. It doesn’t imply that every human being will commonly react in a situation because they are of the same gender.

Sometimes (I am trying not to sound cheesy and melodramatic) the feelings that we called LOVE rules the entire situation. No matter how clear and vulgar the rejection message is, the person who is deeply in love automatically shuts down all of his or her normal senses and hold on to the tiny hope that there will be a good future on it. And as I always remind myself everyday, it’s better to regret something you did than regretting something you don’t. *rolling eyes and drooling….*

Why are you bad Philippines???

Have you ever been in a situation that you felt you just needed to shut up and ignore your
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feelings just to avoid another fight? Have you ever felt that you are in a middle of something important but the other person seems not to care at all? Well, this is just some crazy shit in my nuts right now and I am writing it down just to ease the constant desolation of my present situation.

I know this is just another lame entry for the untold saga of love, issues and reality. I could write a series of self help book about what to do or what not to do to make your love life easy but the things I know seems not working for me. I don’t exactly know how to explain things without actually spilling the whole jar of beans because I am too lazy to narrate the whole story.

A part of my brains is actually not doing well right now. That part of me actually wanted to do something bad to another human being. It could be physical harm or anything that will surely annihilate a person’s existence (that’s harsh). But the other part of me says, I just need to calm myself and just shut up.

I am beating myself up just to come up with something to solve this issue. I just don’t know how to say my thoughts without sounding like a manipulative bitch trying to ruin a potentially developing friendship. But if the persons inside that friendship were creating a huge gap between you and the one you love… then someone has to stop it. Someone has to do something.

Sweet Jesus! The whole idea of me transforming into a nice girl is really tough. Just as I thought, being nice is a big effort. Why are you bad Philippines???